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Religious Demotivational Poster


EVER WONDER... -


TAGS: poodles dogs religious cult
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - November 29, 2009, 3:27 pm
No, but I've often wondered what baboons and poodles would think of each other.


W.W.J.D? -


TAGS: religious parody i am soooo going to hell
Rating: 3.79/5

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ICEMAN - April 10, 2010, 12:42 am
@ Claire, I have been officially designated as the 'World's Tallest Midget' at 6'2"
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:38 pm
I'm voluptuous, not fat! (lol ironically I'm actually about 90 lbs.)
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
and 475 pounds! Those are pancake proportions! You'd have to be wider than you are tall!
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
There aren't really any "official standards" for being a midget. I am also about 4' 10''.
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:29 pm
Take that, halve it, and have a great time. Do you know how hard it is to run into a midget? I mean, the proportions have to be just right...otherwise, she's a dwarf.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
What constitutes a midget? Trashette is about 4'10".
Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
What are you talking about? Midgets are awesome! You know, it seems like you can never start a serious relationship with a midget; people just look at it like it's some HUGE joke. I mean really...no one cares if you're dating a WMBA player.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
475lbs would be pretty slim if you were a cow like moooooooooooo.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
It's True. Yet only tiny women want me. It's a curse.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
What are you trying to say? I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:52 pm
d***!......I hear TTH is a Chubby chaser.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:37 pm
But... I've already lost 300 hundred pounds... I now weigh 475.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:26 pm
sorry Claire.....you need to watch your calories.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
I would like a doughnut!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
5 sacrilegious lions for you. I'll have a warm glass of whiskey waiting for you in hell.....we'll run that m**********r our way!


SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...


TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.


EAT ME JESUS -


TAGS: anti religious propaganda
Rating: 4.03/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 3:01 am
Awesome!!
alex4digiprod2 - November 3, 2011, 2:11 pm
t(-_-t)
Muppet - November 2, 2011, 8:28 pm
'Sup Yeezy?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
you have no idea how good... I know what you mean
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 5:26 pm
Nay my foreign friend....t'is not.The curve ends at nonbeliever. Ya feel me?
mariand - November 1, 2011, 4:54 pm
what's a nonbeliever to a man?...circle is closed


THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.


TAGS: sinfest the devil joker insane why so religious batman
Rating: 1.86/5
Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


Pro$perity Go$pel -




THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT -


TAGS: religious right conservatives balls
Rating: 3.1/5

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Derek - October 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
Or at least corrupt in several ways.


THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN DEITY - The omniscient and omnipotent one with the perfect plan, whose perfect plan was thwarted when one of his creations teamed with another of his creations...




GALILEO'S MIDDLE FINGER -




RELIGIOUS CONTROVERSY -




ALWAYS A CONSEQUENSE -


TAGS: religious childhood upbringing
Rating: 4.44/5

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Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:22 am
5 Amens


INTOLERANCE -


TAGS: sept 27 religious growing pains
Rating: 3.64/5

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Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
How's Harvey doing?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 9:23 pm
Scientology, no comment! I left that out of the bio as I was attempting to motivate the child.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:19 pm
Of course not! He's a scientologist; they're not aloud to laugh until the third moon of Corrick in the house of Hejral; now that's entertainment!
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:15 pm
Can Tom laugh at himself? I'm not so sure about that.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jk. I know its a serious problem, but if we didn't poke fun at it that would just make things worse. Life's problems never seem so bad when people can laugh at themselves.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 8:10 pm
Tis nto fnuny to mkae fun of poeple wtih dsyelixa...
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:04 pm
Yer right, Pacifist. Now help me out. What was Tom's Phd dissertation on again?
Pacifist - September 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Always an excuse to justify unequal treatment. There was a stance? Keep writing youngster Tom Cruise is supposedly dislexic and he's done fine.
Bartimaeus - September 27, 2009, 4:41 pm
That's so hilariously screwed up. You think somewhere there's an actual dyslexic guy going "What's so funny about Halloween?" 5/5
spacedog - September 27, 2009, 4:16 pm
Nice work agdaniele. 5L
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:58 pm
XD...5 candy bars for you
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:51 pm
Biggest laugh from a motifake for me in a long time. Not a sh** at the rest of the field, just amazed at how funny this d*** one is. And the Kirkster likely has a banana with aggy's name on it.


RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS -




MISSIONARY CAMPS - win?




RELIGIOUS FANATICS -


TAGS: religious fanatics
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

Lincoln - January 24, 2010, 11:07 am
Could you be more specific, Ice?
ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 12:42 am
On the whole, NOT COOL.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 10:17 pm
Self induced proctology exams, new from Produce Enterprises. ;)
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 10:14 pm
Dammit... Quick look, Ads by Google!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 10:12 pm
Walking a little bow legged, Eh Veg?
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:55 pm
Yeah, Scorp, I'm walking away. Right. Now.
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:50 pm
YEP
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Aaaaaand I just set myself up, didn't I?
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 9:47 pm
Not a problem. I just wanted to know what crawled up his b*** all of a sudden.
DreMagnum - January 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
I agree as well. I saw Cubby's comment at the bottom and thought he made it, my mistake Veggie
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:45 pm
I'd concur, but that would be impolite.
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:44 pm
Agreed, Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2010, 9:43 pm
These only suck if they're made from stolen posters.....Veggie's are original and AMESOME.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:28 pm
LOL!@Cubby who's going to do the long cat trilogy tower?
Cubbybear - January 23, 2010, 7:30 pm
The new alternative to the tunnel...THE POSTER tower! You heard it hear first!


RELIGIOUS OR NOT -


TAGS: religious or not
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Dalsine

bubbalou - December 28, 2009, 12:58 am
I would have said "prey" :P
agdaniele - December 27, 2009, 9:54 pm
I tried it once... but I didn't inhale.


anatomy -




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